Epic Face, Epic Face, Epic Face, Jizz in my Pants..
Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you. Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we’d make the perfect Team Rocket. I’ll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I’ll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash. You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei or Mew. But out of all the 150, I choose you <3.